Bri’story

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close

    When the song was finished, Ryan put down his guitar and took a sip of water. When a crazy girl with faded blue streaks in her hair (Brianna) busted the door down. “Ryan!” she screamed, and then she started to dance like an Egyptian. Ryan stunned spit the water out and dropped the bottle, water landed in his guitar. After two minutes of dancing like an Egyptian and being starred at by Panic At The Disco, Brianna ran, jumped on Ryan’s back, pulled his hair, and screamed “I’m ride you till the cows come home!” Ryan screamed, “What the hell do you want from me?” “TO BE YOUR WIFE!” she answered. “I have a girlfriend and a lover (B.Urie) and on top of that you ruined my guitar! The yellow one! And you’re crumpling my rose vest! I hate you!”
    That’s when Brianna screamed “Forget Ketly! That stupid piece of yard tool!” “What?” Ryan asked in an angry tone. “She’s a hoe!” Brianna shouted. “I know she is! But she’s my hoe! And her name it Keltie!” Ryan screamed. Brianna began to cry. “Look…kid don’t cry” Ryan said in a sincere voice. That’s when Brendon said “You’re going easy on her? If someone called my girl (if I had one) a hoe, I’d be really pissed!” “SHUT UP!” shouted Ryan “Just shut up!”
    That’s when the most unexpected thing happened, Brendon and Ryan spontaneously began making out. “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!” screamed Brianna. “Get off my husband, you slut!” “No, Ryan’s the slut,” shouted Spencer, “he’s the one who wears vanilla deodorant.” “Bitch” said Brendon and Ryan simultaneously as they both slapped Spencer on his ass, and paddling it. “You naughty boy!” they screamed.
    Then the BDSM (bondage dominance sado-masochism, it’s a kinky sex thing) Fairy, sensing that something, well, interesting was going on and wanting to watch *wink wink*, transported them all to a den of iniquity to see how it would play out. “Whoa, where are we?” asked Brianna. The boys had been so busy spanking each other that they had quite forgotten Bri was there and hadn’t even noticed the change of location, so when they found out this was the case, they were so startled that they forgot what they had been doing and went off to explore the room. “Oh nifty,” exclaimed Brianna innocently, holding up a vibrator, “I wonder what this is for?” Ryan yelled to Bri “PUT THAT DOWN little girl!” Bri dropped it and Ryan ran to her side and began to wash her hands. “By the way my name is Brianna!”  She whispered and at that second, when their eyes met Ryan started making out with Brianna. After the wonderful extremely passionate make out session Ryan got down on one knee and said “Brianna my dearest love, will you marry me?” Brianna stuttered a bit but finally said “Um...No, I don’t love you anymore! I love William and Gabe!” “What? The two GAY guys...Gabe the one who licked Williams stomach…them?” Ryan asked. “Um…yeah?” Brianna blushed. “William likes Natasha!, AND both Brendon and I love her too! I only asked you to marry me out of pity! You really think that I’d ask you to marry me when you ruined my famous yellow guitar AND my rose vest!” Ryan screamed.
    Brianna began to cry. “I want you!” she said, “Too DANM bad!” Then Ryan walks out of the room. He comes back in with Natasha. “I’m her boyfriend, Brendon’s her bride, and William’s her husband! You and Gabe live a happy live together!” Ryan walks out with Natasha, Panic’s other band members, and meet William outside, they went to Angels and Kings (Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, and Travie McCoy’s club) to make out.
    Then, Gabe walks into the room “Brianna! All my life, I’ve been waiting for someone like you!” he began to sing Hollaback Boy (revised version- just for Bri) Plus Gabe let Bri ride him till the cows come home!
    They later got married and had 27 1/2 kids, 32 dogs, 5 cats, and a goldfish named Monty!, and Gabe never left Brianna for ANYONE! not even after Natasha and William got a divorce, and it didn’t go to good with Ryan but I heard Brendon proposed to her on Valentine’s Day!